Feline Cultural Analyst Pillows

"Well, this is an awkward purr."

Cat in a tank...

"Now I really hate poetry."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Now this I get."

PET THEORIES

'Hard to follow...'

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"How do I get down?"

'You should try giving yourself a bath.'

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

'I'm sure they don't think you're really a bad kitty...just a kitty that sometimes does bad things.'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

Man asks haughty looking cat: "And how, exactly, do you qualify as a spokesman for the feline community?"

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

"You must now empty the Kitty Litter of your mind."

"Son, the key to a happy marriage is listening, or at least purr and pretend you are."

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"My one regret is not napping more."

Rude Americans.

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"The human is back - act normal."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

Zen Kitten