Feline Acrobat Gifts

'Tripped over the cat.'

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Now this I get."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Great mouser!

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Two cats on vacation

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Cats the musical

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Pandora's cat.

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

Kitty Litter

"You can't ride the Roomba until you finish your vegetables."

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.