Feline Acrobat Mugs

'Tripped over the cat.'

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Now this I get."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Two cats on vacation

'Who are you and what do you want?'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Great mouser!

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

Cats the musical

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

"Like heck I'm doing downward dog."

Kitty Litter

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'