Fee For Thought Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who values creativity and the power of thought? Our 'fee for thought' collection is filled with witty, inspiring, and clever products that celebrate the creative mind. Whether they love to ponder, invent, or simply appreciate a good pun, you'll find something that sparks their imagination and makes them smile. Show you understand their thoughtful side with a gift that celebrates original thinking.

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"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee." mockup

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

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Ban on Free Speech

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Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail. mockup

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

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'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.' mockup

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

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"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?" mockup

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

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"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat." mockup

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

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The Mainstream

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"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

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Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'... mockup

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

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"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes." mockup

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

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"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me." mockup

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

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Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'. mockup

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

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'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.' mockup

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

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'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.' mockup

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

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"And that is why GMO's are bad."

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My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour. mockup

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

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"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime." mockup

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

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'Mmmm...Gordita.'

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Menu - health issues - moral issues - economic issues.

Menu - health issues - moral issues - economic issues. mockup

Menu - health issues - moral issues - economic issues.

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Meta data retention.

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'I hear your fees are very reasonable.' mockup

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

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Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties mockup

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

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"Oooh, look — a penny!"

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Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization mockup

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

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"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' " mockup

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

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Conformity

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"Then again, we are what we eat." mockup

"Then again, we are what we eat."

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Atheist's Rule Ok.

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"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her." mockup

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

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"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again." mockup

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

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Caged bird reading about freedom

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"Of course you may say that the government disproportionately interfers in the private lives of the citizens, this is a free country! But an undersecretary of state doesn't like ties like yours. . . that's three years in jail, buddy!"

"Of course you may say that the government disproportionately interfers in the private lives of the citizens, this is a free country! But an undersecretary of state doesn't like ties like yours. . . that's three years in jail, buddy!"

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'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.' mockup

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

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Fee For Thought Gifts Collection

Fee For Thought Mugs

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Fee For Thought Pillows

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Fee For Thought Prints

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Fee For Thought T-Shirts

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