Fee For Thought Pillows

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

Ban on Free Speech

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

Menu - health issues - moral issues - economic issues.

Meta data retention.

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

"Oooh, look — a penny!"

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

Conformity

"Then again, we are what we eat."

Atheist's Rule Ok.

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

"I was respectful of religion once. I found it did not suit me. So I vowed to never do it again."

Caged bird reading about freedom

"Of course you may say that the government disproportionately interfers in the private lives of the citizens, this is a free country! But an undersecretary of state doesn't like ties like yours. . . that's three years in jail, buddy!"

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'