Fee Finder Pillows

"I did pay my whole bill. It's just that my payment for the hidden fees is hidden."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"There's more inside."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

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"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"I'm applying for a grant to be able to apply for more grants."

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

The 29p Shop

Mr. Fun

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

Apples - Buy 3, Get 3 - Duh.

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

Life is a Fare War

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

This Week's Special Offer - Take It Or Leave It

"You are here"

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'Bargain basement sale ... Everything's down but the prices.'

'They have a defibrillator in there.'

Fire Sale.

When men go shopping.

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

'I'm a good shopper. I know how to find bargains. I think it's genetic. My mother always said that when she married dad, she got a real bargain.'

Every man is innocent until proven broke.