Home Finder Pillows

"You are here"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Fishing sign.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

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'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'They're playing house.'

House hunting is cruel.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

Turtle Home

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'

Real estate.

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

Estate Agent Office

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"Well, you know what they say...geo-location, geo-location, geo-location!"

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.