Fee Finder Prints

"I did pay my whole bill. It's just that my payment for the hidden fees is hidden."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"There's more inside."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

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"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

"I'm applying for a grant to be able to apply for more grants."

'Oh, just send it the cheapest way.'

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

The 29p Shop

Mr. Fun

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

'Continuing to deficit spend during a budget crunch is what makes America great!'

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

Apples - Buy 3, Get 3 - Duh.

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

'Bargain basement sale ... Everything's down but the prices.'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Dear Doctor Ernie, what's the definition of "buyer's remorse?" You regret what you pay for.

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"You are here"

Life is a Fare War

"I'm sure your dog can locate anything, but, I doubt lost computer files may be beyond his capabilities."

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'They have a defibrillator in there.'

Fire Sale.

When men go shopping.

'Remember, the best things in life are free - for the first three months.'

'Do you need anything at the Bulk Club? We're going there to buy toilet paper.'

"Keeping up with the Joneses was too easy, so now we're trying to keep up with the deficit."