Feature Phone Nostalgist Gifts

'I was apathetic when I was your age, too, but I didn't have an app for it.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Social Media

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I can't keep up with technology either.'

'Modem Times,'

Encyclopedia

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'I googled it and it's true...Dad didn't have an iPad as a child.'

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

"You can't call yourself an adult if your school photo is digital."