Telephone Feature Enthusiast Gifts

And for an extra $7.50 per month, we'll block the calls of an in-law of your choice"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

Phone Mittens

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

...the onion rings

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Phone generation.

"There's no life without WIFE - WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook Email."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!