Feathered Litigant Appreciation Gifts

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Family with pets.

bird interprets modern art

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Parrot

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"How nice it is of Master to install a bird attractor for us! Hide and get ready: here comes a pigeon..."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'I object to the prosecution calling my client a liar. The witness is merely fact-based reality challenged.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Bird Guide.

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."