Feathered Therapy Enthusiast Gifts

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Licensed Therapist

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Family with pets.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Ornithologist

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"No heroic measures."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.