Feathered Therapy Enthusiast Pillows

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Licensed Therapist

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Ornithologist

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

Canada Goose

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."