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Jellyfish Horror Stories.

'you'll find our books on claustrophobia outside.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'It's baseball season!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

The Book Club

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Things that scare Jimmy

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

'Don't worry, Mrs. Shumberg, your son has years of experience doing this. He knows just what he's doing.'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.