Fearless Pet Parent Pillows

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Spot Quiz....

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'We'll take it!'

The best relationships are silent.

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

Good Dog!

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

The Upholstery Consultant

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

Dog at a restaurant

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"Is our owner hot?"

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"

Brass Band

"I bark, therefore I am."

"You gotta keep throwing it or they'll start whacking us again."

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs