Fearless Pet Parent Mugs

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Spot Quiz....

"Satisfaction, stat!"

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'We'll take it!'

'All cats have 4 legs and fur. I have 4 legs and fur...It's too hard to think anymore.'

The best relationships are silent.

Good Dog!

The Upholstery Consultant

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

Cat Show: Most Arrogant

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"Is our owner hot?"

Dog at a restaurant

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

Brass Band

"I bark, therefore I am."

'Really? A Great Ape? I'm a Great Dane myself...'

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

My dogs an obedience school honor student