Fearless Feline Friend Gifts

'Maybe he's afraid the stethoscope is a little vacuum cleaner.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Love.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Mog The Week

"So is it a deal? You take naps for me and I'll chase mice for you!"

"Did you have a cat?"