Fearless Feline Friend Pillows

'Maybe he's afraid the stethoscope is a little vacuum cleaner.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Love.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Did you have a cat?"

Kid tries to lasso a cat

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."