'It must be some sort of medical phenomenon that all the men in one office are afraid of heights.'
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'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
Painting by the numbers for adults
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."
Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
Painting the Ceiling
'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'
'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'
'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'
"We went for Scandinavian interiors."
Yoga classes door.
"Too bright."
School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .
"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."
Child makes a toy and frightens himself.
"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."
"I'm starting to think stripes."
"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."
Face Painting.
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'
'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'
'I wanted a change in decor.'
'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'
Redecorating Easter Island.
'Quick, press control Z!'
There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"
"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"
"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."
Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation
Pollock Painting Company
'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'
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