Fearful Funny Moments Fan Gifts

A man hides from Covid-19

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"What the hell took so long?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Malfunctioning geyser

"This does not make us friends."

Son burying his dad in sand

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

"I hab peenut buffer stok to woof of my mout!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Trick or treat surprise.

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

Letting Go

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

An awkward moment during the coronation...

'I see you've met Butch.'

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

Working from home

'Do you know how hard Daddy had to work to get all those dinosaur brains?'

Man in tuxedo afraid to fire his gun.

"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

'Your knees are wandering.'

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

'What do you think?'