Favouritism Observer Pillows

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

"I wonder where they nest..."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'Serves me right for frowning.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

Opposing viewpoint.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

"He'll be damned difficult to replace!"

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

'I like this. It's cynical and patriotic.'

Wrong Side of the equator.

International Blackballing Association.

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'

Sure Would Be Nice

Overly optimistic and overly pessimistic executives

Russian Exceptionalism

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half-empty'!?"