Favoritism Critic Pillows

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Herman Mankiewicz

Reading my Critics

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Sculptor's chippings

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Art Critics.

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

"It's too academic."

"I think it would look nicer in red."

"But is it art?"

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

'Hey, Pops...the peasants are out of food again and I wrecked my Mercedes... What do we do about it?'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'