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"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Herman Mankiewicz

Reading my Critics

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Sculptor's chippings

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

Bernard Levin

Art Critics.

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"It's too academic."

Edgar Allan Poe

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

"A restaurant critic! I hope she doesn't make this place sound too good."

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

"I think it would look nicer in red."

"But is it art?"

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

'Hey, Pops...the peasants are out of food again and I wrecked my Mercedes... What do we do about it?'