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'Your excessive saving is thwarting the recovery! Start spending so can rap your knuckles for unsustainable profligacy!'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'How much did you save this year?'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Pandora's box.

"Is that neat whisky?"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'