Favouritism Observer Gifts

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"I wonder where they nest..."

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

Opposing viewpoint.

An opinion, An opinion with a lot of money on top,

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

"He'll be damned difficult to replace!"

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

'That's the last time I reach across party lines!'

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

Slug pellets used by animal campaigner

International Blackballing Association.

'I like this. It's cynical and patriotic.'

Wrong Side of the equator.

Overly optimistic and overly pessimistic executives

'We came. We saw. We criticized.'

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half-empty'!?"

'A tropical depression will move through the area, followed Sunday by scattered outbreaks of temperate optimism and hope.'