Father Of The Year Gifts

"I miss the Augean stables."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Skateboard

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Man building a tree house

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'Let daddy know if you get a bite.'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"It's different when they're your own."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"I couldn't find the off switch."

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

'It's a tough world, son. You inflate. You get kicked around all your life. Then one day - bam! You deflate.'

As a boy, Isaac Newton ignored his father's advice to persevere, preferring instead to let things drop.

'We need to start working more closely to try to improve these grades. Do you have my office number?'

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

"Everyone wants to know what Jesus would do. No one ever asks how Jesus is feeling about his complicated relationship with his father."

Dads.

"Mommie!"

'Yuk! Whose idea was it to let Dad choose the entertainment for his birthday?'

'And the coolest dad of the year award goes to... Dr. Armstrong for his note, 'to whom it may concern, my son is allergic to homework'.'

"I'm married with five children." "Sorry, we're looking for someone with sound judgement!"