Fast-talker Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who’s known for their quick wit and rapid-fire stories? Our collection of fun and clever items captures their lively spirit. From mugs that mock their speedy speech to t-shirts that celebrate their clever banter, these gifts are sure to bring a smile. Whether they’re a talkative friend, a quick-thinking colleague, or just love to chatter, find something hilarious and heartfelt to match their energetic personality. Surprise them with a gift that speaks as fast as they do!

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'I clocked you at over 90 words-a-minute.'

'I clocked you at over 90 words-a-minute.' mockup

'I clocked you at over 90 words-a-minute.'

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It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home. mockup

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

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'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.' mockup

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

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"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!" mockup

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

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"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives." mockup

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

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"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?" mockup

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

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Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella mockup

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

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Dating the efficiency expert.

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Speed limit 70mph and up.

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"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?" mockup

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

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Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . . mockup

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

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'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?' mockup

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

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Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds. mockup

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

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'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.' mockup

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

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'Life in the fast lane was too fast.' mockup

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

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'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.' mockup

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

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"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?" mockup

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

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"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!" mockup

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

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"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

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"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged." mockup

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

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"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic." mockup

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

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'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.' mockup

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

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'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.' mockup

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

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Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane mockup

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

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I can type 500 words per minute.

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Think fast!

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'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!' mockup

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

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Paramedic running after dropped stretcher.

Paramedic running after dropped stretcher. mockup

Paramedic running after dropped stretcher.

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"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you." mockup

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

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'Prolonged space travel causes an astronaut's brain to float to the top of his skull."

'Prolonged space travel causes an astronaut's brain to float to the top of his skull." mockup

'Prolonged space travel causes an astronaut's brain to float to the top of his skull."

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Fast-talker Gifts Collection

Fast-talker Mugs

Find more witty mugs perfect for the quick-talker in our collection—ideal for daily humor and quick comebacks.

Fast-talker Pillows

Snuggle up with a playful pillow that honors their rapid-fire chatter. Browse our fun selection today!

Fast-talker Prints

Add a touch of humor and personality to any space with our curated prints celebrating the fast-talker’s lively character.

Fast-talker T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever t-shirts designed for those who love to speak fast and think quick. Perfect for making a statement.