Fast-talker Mugs

'I clocked you at over 90 words-a-minute.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

Dating the efficiency expert.

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Speed limit 70mph and up.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

Said Cohen? Who's askin? Someone who is about to make your dreams come true. Why? Are you gonna let me yell at you until you bleed? Caustic. Quick-witted just as Facebook led me to believe. What the heck are you talking about?!?! Nothing. Ready to experience pure joy? I'm ready to attack!!

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

I can type 500 words per minute.

Paramedic running after dropped stretcher.

Think fast!

Recording. You need to talk faster. We only have sixty seconds to record the side effects for this pharmaceutical commercial.