Fast-talker Pillows

'I clocked you at over 90 words-a-minute.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

"It says here you can think on your feet. What happens when you sit down?"

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

Dating the efficiency expert.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

'Don't eat so fast.' 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

'Do as I did - Learn to drink quicker.'

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

I can type 500 words per minute.

Think fast!

'I love car-rides, but no way I'll go with Young Master again: He drives way too fast!'

Paramedic running after dropped stretcher.

"Thank God you stopped, you were going so fast I don't know how I ever would have caught up to you."

'Prolonged space travel causes an astronaut's brain to float to the top of his skull."