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"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

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Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Changing Minds

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Hanging off every word...

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

William Pitt the Elder

Time for speeches