Speedy Speech Enthusiast Prints

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Changing Minds

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Hanging off every word...

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

When a speaker says '...to make a long story short,' you've already been there 3 hours.

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."