Fast Track Lover Mugs

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"I need to tinkle."

Running

Extra Long-jump

Dating the efficiency expert.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

Speed limit 70mph and up.

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Formula One car models

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Geez, this is gonna take forever! Turtle Funerals.

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

race car drivers.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

Jacques Villeneuve: I'm a lousy driver, but she loves me anyway.

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

'I can't find my keys!'

'No, the sound isn't turned off, it's a Formula One race.'

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

"And if you drive so fast that you're just a blur to onlookers, no one can tell you're middle-aged."

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

'Do I know how fast I was going? Apparently, not fast enough.'