Dating Fast-tracker Gifts

Dating the efficiency expert.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

"I had half a date last weekend."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'Are you seeing anybody?'

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Church Drive-Thru.

'Coffee overload.'

Christian Speed Dating

Speed Dating

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'Looks are not everything.'

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

Have you ever tried speed dating? No. Can we try it now?

'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'

I'm sorry, but I don

'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'

'I should probably warn you that you've wandered into a place where you're very likely to get hit on by some jerk. I don't mean this bar, I mean this comic strip.'

"Gosh, that was quick!"

Dating club outside divorce court.

Speed Dating. Ernie likes speed dating because the date's duration has a guaranteed minimum.

'Quick, comb your hair and throw on some makeup. Each tranquilizer dart only lasts a few minutes.'

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

"He's playing very hard to get - he's got a restraining order."

Life In The fast Lane: '24 hours without food is a long, long time...'

'While my friends all smuggle up with their husbands and children, I receive thanks for another doomed relationship.'