Dating Fast-tracker Gifts

Dating the efficiency expert.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'

Moving into an office while it's being built.

"I had half a date last weekend."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Church Drive-Thru.

'Coffee overload.'

Christian Speed Dating

Speed Dating

"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

'Life in the fast lane was too fast.'

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'Looks are not everything.'

Business man evolving in a 'Fast Track' lane

Dating club outside divorce court.

"Gosh, that was quick!"

'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'

'I got a date by table 6, had an affair by table 13 and was divorced by table 23.'

'I should probably warn you that you've wandered into a place where you're very likely to get hit on by some jerk. I don't mean this bar, I mean this comic strip.'

Speed Dating: 'I don't think it matters how streamlined you are.'

"He's playing very hard to get - he's got a restraining order."

'Quick, comb your hair and throw on some makeup. Each tranquilizer dart only lasts a few minutes.'

Life In The fast Lane: '24 hours without food is a long, long time...'

"Your manners are impeccable!"

'While my friends all smuggle up with their husbands and children, I receive thanks for another doomed relationship.'