Fast Service Gifts

'That was quick!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Menu Dating

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Is this still America?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'Can I have flies with that'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.