Fast Service Gifts

'That was quick!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Menu Dating

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'Is this still America?'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Can I have flies with that'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

43AD: Romans invade Britain.