Fast Fashion Critic Gifts

Notice to shoplifters: Our stuff is so cheap and nasty, it's really not worth it!"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Men talking about the boots of the period

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"It was a crime of fashion."