Fur Fashion Critic Gifts

'Acanthosis nigricans hell! I know demodectic mange when I see it!'

'A fur coat. Wait until the ecology types see this.' - 'Who's going to miss 300 mice?'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'