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"You are lucky Sir, one of our couriers is on stand-by right now!"

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How Amazon was invented

Food deliverer's baby.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Sisyphus Pizza

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"Anything for me?"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'That was quick!'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Somebody order a pizza?"

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Modern Cupid

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."