Fast Delivery Fanatic T-Shirts

Cornucopia Prime

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Noel Fever

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Kangaroo in a hurry.

"You are lucky Sir, one of our couriers is on stand-by right now!"

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'

"You got to love DoorDash!"

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

'Use the delivery entrance.'

Bucket brigade delivery.

"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'