Fast Delivery Fanatic Mugs

Cornucopia Prime

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Noel Fever

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"All this time I've been dealing with sharks and polar bears to get food. I should've been using Uber Eats a long time ago."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"You are lucky Sir, one of our couriers is on stand-by right now!"

Kangaroo in a hurry.

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Why Leave Home?

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

'Use the delivery entrance.'

'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'

Oh, sure, but when I bring food to the door, you scream.

"You got to love DoorDash!"

'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'

Bucket brigade delivery.

"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.