"You are lucky Sir, one of our couriers is on stand-by right now!"
Fast Deliveries Mugs
Looking for a gift that arrives quickly to brighten someone's morning? Our fast-shipping mugs feature funny and thoughtful designs, perfect for those last-minute gestures of appreciation or surprise coffee moments.
LAY ZEE FUK
How Amazon was invented
Food deliverer's baby.
"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."
The Official Covid-19 Diet
Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)
"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."
North Pole twinned with Amazon
"Anything for me?"
Sisyphus Pizza
"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."
"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"
'I didn't have time to hunt'
'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'
"Careful it's hot." (Colour)
Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.
"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"
"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"
"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"
'That was quick!'
Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"
Modern Cupid
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
"Somebody order a pizza?"
Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?
Pizza delivery boy coming out of the television.
"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."
"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."
"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"
"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"
"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."
'Did you order something from Amazon?'
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