Fast And Fun Friend Pillows

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Backfire

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

10 K Tail-Chase

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Bears going water skiing.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'The grudge match.'

Clown Happy Hour

Caliologist

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"It's not what you think."

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'Get the theatre ready we got another one from the cocktail bar.'

'It's one of the less well known about dangers of a sedentary lifestyle!'

'Great! You mean it's obedience school prom season already!'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Wine tasters...

Cat Graduation

'Do you, Freddie Finicky, promise to eat all your dinners up?'

'Lion!'

"They just love tassels."