Fashionista Suffering A Heatwave Gifts

'I got a lot of new fall clothes too. Too bad we won't be able to wear them till December.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It makes a cutting edge fashion statement, plus it has room for a gas mask and compact bio hazard suit.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

Clancy: Thick Flies

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

Ice cream van

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"I am not flying south with you, Harold, if you insist on wearing that stupid hat!"

"You should really wear a hat."

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

Weather.

'Good grief - you look like Death warmed up!'

"A dry heat - no problem. But this humidity."

'I'll be glad when it breaks if only to see him with some clothes on!'

"Are you kidding? It's got to be 90 degrees out there."