Fashionista Squirrel Gifts

Hats and Food

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Great British Eccentrics.

Useless add-ons.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I love the Shard

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Street Organ - Monkey