Fashionista Squirrel Prints

Hats and Food

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I was almost that last year."

Cat Tie

Haute Suture

Great British Eccentrics.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Useless add-ons.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

I love the Shard

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"We should start wearing masks."