Fashionista's Giggle Gifts

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

Unicorn in the Woods

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Poisson d'Avril!

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'They're pinching my toes!'

The Formal Street Artist

Burlyesque

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Watering can helmet.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Hipster Coffee

Monster slippers.