Fashionista's Giggle Gifts

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Middle-Age Superheroes

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Foxy lady

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Poisson d'Avril!

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Watering can helmet.

The Formal Street Artist

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Burlyesque

'They're pinching my toes!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Operation Tattoo

Pants Uglifier!

Gator Painter.

A Psychiatrist on his day off...