Fashionable Medic Gifts

"These new coats are a Godsend."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Keyworker

Little doctor.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Cuba applauds its doctors

Current location

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Hey, have all you guys got some kind of air borne disease?'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'That was quick!'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Injured player

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'I can't turn it off.'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."