Fashion-forward Patient Gifts

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Chippunks

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Prosecco Drinker

"How much more for pinstripes?"

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

Got anything for the small investor?

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

A School Girl and Teacher.

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

'Do the flu masks come in other colors?'

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"