Fashion-forward Patient Gifts

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

Social Struggles

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Prosecco Drinker

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"I want you to work late. Put on your overtime shoes."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

Got anything for the small investor?

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'Do the flu masks come in other colors?'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"We've ruled out anything trendy."