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"These new coats are a Godsend."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Keyworker

Little doctor.

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Current location

Cuba applauds its doctors

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Hey, have all you guys got some kind of air borne disease?'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

'That was quick!'

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

'I can't turn it off.'

"Your recovery has defied all known science...so let's just keep this between ourselves!"

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'Did he say anything before he died?'