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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'I'll take it!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Time for your pills.'

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Infected Macron

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Imagine there's no office...

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"He detects disease."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

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