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Please Tie Gown At Back Otherwise People Will Laugh At You.

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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'll take it!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Time for your pills.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Tie Rolls

Casual Thursday

'You don't want the job, do you?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"Here comes the super-visor."

Imagine there's no office...

Infected Macron

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'Thanks for leaving that sponge in me, Doc. Now I can drink twice as much wine.'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"He detects disease."

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."