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Surgeon with hearts on his shirt.

"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."

"We'd get more respect if they didn't call this surgical 'garb'."

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

The New Business Power Suit

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'You're a model - what sort, dear?'

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

Cat tail etiquette.

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Decorator Farming

'I'm on my way to court. What tie goes well with a guilty plea?'

'Is plaid holding me back?'

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

'They don't allow ponytails.'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

After the takeover - The makeover

'We're promoting you to Full Professor, Ferguson -- Here are your elbow patches!:'

Need a pair of pants.